I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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