You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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