Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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