and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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