Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Last time i carry you out of a forest
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
tell me about the eggs
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