Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
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