I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Randomize