Sponge bath it is.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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