i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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