She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Randomize