8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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