Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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