i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
i out mim tonsoeep
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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