You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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