Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Randomize
