You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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