i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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