Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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