what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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