i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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