I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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