I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I could fuck to npr.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Randomize
