A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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