Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I'm always down for nudity.
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