I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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