His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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