I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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