Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
My Higher Power is John Stamos
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Randomize
