He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
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