3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
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