it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Randomize
