I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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