I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
This is classic penis vs brain.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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