I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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