Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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