Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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