If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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