So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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