their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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