so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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