u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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