Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
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