Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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