I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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