Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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