she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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