At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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