I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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