All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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