: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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