ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Randomize
