i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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