Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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