Sry I called you an 8
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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